holy cow, so i just rememebered my dream from last night… and i need to put this down somewhere so i don’t forget it…

———————————

me, collyn ryan, tim obert, and peter nemanich were in columbia trying to rob banks… we couldn’t speak to anyone because we didn’t know spanish, so we just pointed and nodded our way through everything. i kept telling people i worked for the ‘environmental protection agency of the united states of america’ but i didn’t have my uniform on because i wasn’t even supposed to be working… they called me in. so tim and pete would go into the backs of these banks pretending to ‘check on things’ and me and collyn would sit out front letting people know it was ok and they should go about their business…

well as time went on it was taking forever for tim and pete to come back… and 2 dudes showed up who knew english and started questioning collyn and i….. i gave them my environmental protection story, they didn’t buy it…. all of sudden one of the dudes shoots me in the kneecap! it was soooo gross, i thought i was dead… but nope, not at all.. i was fine, and just looking at my gaping bony knee, it was nasty hell. collyn wasn’t even freaking out either, she just looked at it like ‘yea? what of it?’

i laid there for awhile waiting for tim and pete to come back… and when they did they had like an old miner’s cart full of gold bars!! but i couldn’t walk so they left me and took off with all the gold. i was pissed…

———————————

so that was crazy… i also think i had another smaller, shorter dream involving my mom starting a carry out food place for japanese people. where they could order american food but in japanese language… but while she was doing that i was playing baseball in the front yard with a tiny bouncy ball.

dreams are fucked!