Who are you?!? (name & location if you want): californiyay!
Yay for California! You are below me. It is hot where you are, and cold where I am. These are facts!

Talk!!!!!!: I think I have a crush on you. An internet crush perhaps.
PS Your doodles are great!
An internet crush you say?! Well hot damn, those are the best kinds of crushes!
PS Thanks for liking my doodles!

Who are you?!? (name & location if you want): Rod Serling @ the Twilight Zone
Rod serling @ the twilight zone!! Awesome.

Talk!!!!!!: If aliens saw humans carrying the shit of a dog when they walk it, wouldn’t they think the dog was the boss?
Well hmmm.  If I remember correctly about my childhood, one of the first ‘comics’ I ever made was of this very thing.  Aliens wondering about why humans carry around dog shit while they walk behind it as it pulls them along… Which leads me to believe that my very own father wrote this?? If not, then you know inside my brain somehow, and that is a crazy thing.  …and I’m going to go out on a limb and say if you are my father, then awesome!  I am still stunned that you are working your brand new computer so easily… and probably while drunk!

Who are you?!? (name & location if you want): Me? I won’t say who I am… but my dog’s name is Haley…
Hmmm… I am racking my brain to try and think of anyone I know who has a dog named Haley.  I am coming up empty.  But nonetheless I am awful at remembering names.  And if I don’t know you and you just decided to put your dog’s name instead of your name, that is cool.. and keep up the good work.
Talk!!!!!!: I like rainbows (but I’m not gay)… Do you like rainbows?
I do like rainbows.  And I am not gay either… not that there’s anything wrong with that.  Every time I see a rainbow I think of my friend Joe Hauge.  Because one time while we working (delivering pizzas) he saw a rainbow and then told me it reminded him of me.  So now I am forever reminded of Joe Hauge when a rainbow is splashed across the sky.

Who are you?!? (name & location if you want): Morpheus
Awesome.
Talk!!!!!!: You are the chosen one.
And very awesome..  I knew I had to have some reason for being here! Now… What am I being chosen to do?  I hope it’s eat a lot of tacos…

You can ask/say/tell more things here if you are feeling inclined.